Quote of the Day: Ellen DeGeneres

“Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.” ~ Ellen DeGeneres.

Quote of the Day: Mickey Rooney

“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.” ~ Mickey Rooney.

Quote of the Day: Fred Allen

 

“You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.” ~ Fred Allen.

Quote of the Day: Rita Rudner

 

“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.” ~ Rita Rudner.

Quote of the Day: Dan Fielding

“Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?” ~ Dan Fielding in Night Court.

Quote of the Day: Jules Renard

“Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.” ~ Jules Renard. 

Quote of the Day: Warren Buffet

 

“The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in it.” ~ Warren Buffet.

Quote of the Day: Herman Wouk

 

“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.” ~ Herman Wouk.