I’ve been exploring the book “section” of the Huffington Post (online version) lately, and today I read a cute feature of “15 Most Hillarious Author Quotes”.
Here are some of my favorites:
“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.” ~ Molly Ivins.
“Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.” ~ Fran Lebowitz.
“I’ve known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.” ~ Ring Lardner.
“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.” ~ George Carlin.
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” ~ Woody Allen.
“If you grown enough to talk back, you grown enough to get fucked up.” ~ Bernie Mac.
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” ~ Mark Twain.
Check out all of the 15 funny quotes by visiting the link above!